Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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