If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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