he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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