Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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