508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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