Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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