similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
