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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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