I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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