I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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