is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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