The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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