I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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