U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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