yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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