oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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