I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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