I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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