You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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