CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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