yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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