I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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