They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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