dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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