I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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