I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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