susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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