That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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