So drunk its hurt
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
