i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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