5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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