I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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