Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i would punch a child for taco bell
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
