So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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