I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
