Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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