I'm jealous of your bromance
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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