is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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