look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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