Tell her she can't have a vagina
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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