Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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