It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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