How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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