Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
tell me about the eggs
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