And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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