"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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