Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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