I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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