Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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