I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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