I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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