Define "chronic" masturbator.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My dick has a subreddit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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