I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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