I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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