You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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