Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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