He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he puts the penis in happiness.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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