Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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