The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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