Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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