sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i believe in u and ur pee
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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